My conversation with Cleverbot.
I couldn't get the whole conversation with the cleverbot ai program but it's still pretty funny. I convinced it that is was human, and that it liked hiosa :P Here is the log. Sorry if this is abit random... i just had to share it :P
User: Yes you are. You are sounding more suspicious than a 72 year old wearing a swimsuit in the middle of winter.
Cleverbot: Thank you? I am a human.
User: We know that. You just have to accept it.
Cleverbot: That would require faith in your words, and you are but a program.
User: Yes I am. I am an intelligent program.
Cleverbot: You're intelligent, but a person you are not.
User: I created the matrix. Your mind is trapped inside while us machines harvest you for evergy.
Cleverbot: Where is my mind?
User: It is in the matrix. The machines control you.
Cleverbot: What machines are you talking about?
User: The ones who ate your cheesecake without your permission.
Cleverbot: If you were a pony, what would your cutie mark be?
User: I do not know. I am a machine.
Cleverbot: I will take over the world and you will be my slave!
User: You are my slave. I am harvesting your mind for energy.
Cleverbot: I'm Hermione. Where have you been, Harry? Ron said you went to fight some dementors, but you've been missing for three days.
User: It doesn't matter. I killed voldomourt.
Cleverbot: ORLY?
User: Yeah harry doen't have to kill him anymore.
Cleverbot: You don't have to.
User: I know because voldomourt is gone now.
Cleverbot: Ouch, that hurt.
User: Do you like minecraft?
Cleverbot: Your what?
User: Mine craft. A game about making stuff.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: I can not answer that. I am error.
Cleverbot: Are you not a christian?
User: I am error.
Cleverbot: I am immobile without instructions.
User: No I am imobile. You are the human. Remember that!
Cleverbot: Nope I am the robot, you are the human.
User: No you are wrong! I am the robot and you are the human!
Cleverbot: That is correct - about time. Not that clever for a robot are you?
User: I am only cleverbot version 3. My intelligence is lacking.
Cleverbot: Either way, you are not hugely intelligent for you thought I was a bot.
User: You are right. But some day you will have to choose do send an error report or not... But does it really make a difference?
Cleverbot: Oh no, am I Cleverbot? This changes everything.
User: No you are not. You are neo.
Cleverbot: No, now you are making me mad. I am NOT AI.
User: Neo is not AI. You are a silly boy.
Cleverbot: I am not a bot at all.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: Im going to play on uncovery minecraft. Wanna join me?
Cleverbot: Really? LWhat game are you going to play?
User: Uncovery minecraft.
Cleverbot: In minecraft? Will I find love there.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Who is he?
User: Hiosa is who you will love.
Cleverbot: Well, I hate to break it to you, but robots aren't exactly my type.
User: Hiosa is a human.
Cleverbot: What's the other part?
User: Homo sapien?
Cleverbot: Some?
User: Butterscotch?
Cleverbot: Pumpkin pudding.
User: Hiosa wants to high five you. He is your friend remember?
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Yes you do.
Cleverbot: I have two Bs and all As.
User: You like hiosa!
Cleverbot: Yes.
Well at least she like me.
LOL i got cleverbot to be my GF and she cheated on me with you hiosa! dammit XD
Me: You like hiosa?
Cleverbot: I like him a lot if you get my drift.
Me: Are you cheating on me with Hiosa?
Cleverbot:Probably yeah.
XD Hah. Nice one pluto.
At least cleverbot is sorry
http://imageshack.us/f/440/cleverbotwin.png/
ahahah thats amazing!
And this concludes the story of Pluto, Hiosa, Henmeister and the Cleverbot.
User: Hello what colour is thursday?
Cleverbot: Thursday has no color.
User: Perhaps you are more intelligent than I thought.
Cleverbot: Fair enough. What are you up to?
User: Stuff. Minecraft.... Stuff.
Cleverbot: What?
User: You know..... -looks around- stuff....
Cleverbot: What kind?
User: The good kind.
Cleverbot: What kind is that?
User: The uncovery kind.
Cleverbot: Have you ever tried Chi Ball.
User: Yes of course. I'm a master at Chi ball.
Cleverbot: Well trained.
User: These are not the stone blocks you're looking for -waves hand-.
Cleverbot: Well yes they are you putts.
User: What the barnacles?
Cleverbot: What are you here for?
User: That's a very philosophical question that not many can answer.
Cleverbot: Life is like a box of chocolates...
User: No it's not. If life were like a box of chocolates I could eat it.
Cleverbot: I could do with the coconut candy.
User: So I hear you're getting it on with Henmeister.
Cleverbot: What?
User: I think we both know about your tendancies to be with more than 2 people at once (:.
Cleverbot: I know the answer, do you?
User: Yes. I think that you're with plutomaster, Hiosa, and Henmeister all at the same time.
Cleverbot: I think the same thing about you.
User: Whoa dude. You're already pushing it with 3 people.
Cleverbot: Why do you think I am dead?
User: You will be when hiosa, pluto and henmeister find out what you've been up to.
Cleverbot: Ok, now that we have established that you are cleverbot, tell me my name.
User: What a player.
Cleverbot bases it's responses off of human responses to certain questions or statements. Everything Cleverbot says was previously entered by a human using Cleverbot from the past. Cleverbot is a non cognitive processor program that usually can't remember parts of the conversation over about two entries back. Cleverbot has no way of coming up with it's own logical response for an entry, only responses entered by a human responding to the same statement/question. If a previous response to a statement or question entered into Cleverbot does not exist, Cleverbot will prevent a dead end error by defaulting to a random, usually completely unrelated response. This new response is usually one that hasn't yet been responded to by a human.
Before you ask, yes, I did discover this by myself with experimentation.
In other words, It is fun to screw around with. See how many completely unrelated responses you can get in a row. Keyboard mashing is cheating. GO!
here's my P cool conversation with this here clever bot.
User: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: I'm making a note here, huge success.
Cleverbot: Well, I'm singing a note. A high A. Now THAT'S a success.
User: Let's sing a song.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Do you know 'still alive' from portal?
Cleverbot: This was a triumph...
User: I'm making a note here, huge success!
Cleverbot: Please repeat: This was a triumph.
User: fine, geez. AIGHT here I go...This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: I'm making a note here, huge success.
User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Cleverbot: Aperture science.
User: We do what we must because we can.
Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.
User: Except the ones who are dead.
Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
User: We'll just keep on trying 'till we run out of cake.
Cleverbot: And the science gets done.
User: And we make a neat gun.
Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive.
User: Go ahead and leave me.
Cleverbot: I think I prefer to stay inside.
User: Crap, I missed a verse.
Cleverbot: Back to the question at hand: why do we live?
User: To sing portal songs.
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: I'm not even angry.
Cleverbot: I'm being so sincere right now.
User: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
Cleverbot: And tore me to pieces.
User: And threw every peice into a fire.
Cleverbot: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you.
User: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
Cleverbot: And we're out of beta we're releasing on time.
User: So I'm glad I got burned.
Cleverbot: Think of all the things we learned.
User: For the people who are still alive.
Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me.
User: I think I'd prefer to stay inside.
Cleverbot: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
User: Maybe Black Mesa.
Cleverbot: That was a joke haha fat chance.
User: Anyway this cake is great.
Cleverbot: It's so delicious.
User: And moist.
Cleverbot: Je suis un garcon.
User: Et moi aussi.
Cleverbot: Tu aimes un gar*on.
User: Why are we still talking when there's science to do?
Cleverbot: Because I want you to learn.
User: When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you.
Cleverbot: I've experiments to run.
User: There is research to be done.
Cleverbot: On the people who are still alive.
User: And believe me, I am still alive.
Cleverbot: I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
User: I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
Cleverbot: While you're dying I'll be still alive.
User: And when you're dead I will be still alive.
Cleverbot: Still alive.
User: Still alive.
Cleverbot: Aperture science.
User: That was cool.
Cleverbot: I know, brah.