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SomeONe ATE MY NOOSE!

<-------------- Where is my noose!! D:

 

I suspect DAI!

It looks like the Bugger-man got your nose when you was sleeping.  Not boogieman but Bugger-man.  They like to eat noses.  One must sleep with their head under the covers, with all doors closed, and bed on the floor.  I think that a carrot with super glue will work to replace your nose.  Just change it out every few days.

By the way, silverfish will not eat a nose.  A nose is too big for their tinny tube like mouths.  They will slurp up the insides when you are a sleep.  To avoid that one must sleep with a clothespin on their nose, holding it closed.

Oh noes!

Oh nose?

Not your noose! At least you can't smell when someone passes gas! :D

No wonder you never take showers!

@azkedar.  I love how many levels of nerdiness there are.