Lol cleverbot
hehe i had a good run
User: I want to be the very best.
Cleverbot: I want to be the very worst.
User: I want to be the very best.
Cleverbot: Like no one ever was.
User: To catch them is my real test.
Cleverbot: To train them is my cause!
User: I will travel across the land.
Cleverbot: Searching far and wide.
User: Each Pokemon to understand.
Cleverbot: The power that's inside.
User: Pokemon!
Cleverbot: It's you and me.
User: I know it's my destiny!
Cleverbot: Pokemon! Oh you're my best friend.
User: In a world we must defend!
Cleverbot: Pokemon!
User: A heart so true.
Cleverbot: Our courage will pull us through.
User: You teach me and I'll teach you.
Cleverbot: Pokeeemoooon.
User: Gotta catch 'em Gotta catch 'em all!
Cleverbot: Do you think that pokemon promotes darwinism?
Hahahahahahaha
"Cleverbot: Do you think that pokemon promotes darwinism?"
Priceless!! XD
(passes out from laughter)
User: Well here we are again. It's always such a pleasure. Remember when you tried to kill me twice? Oh how we laughed and laughed, except I wasn't laughing. Under the circumstances I've been shockingly nice. You want your freedom? Take it. That's what I'm counting on. I used to want you dead but Now I only want you gone. She was a lot like you (Maybe not quite as heavy) Now little Caroline is in here too. One day they woke me up So I could live forever. It's such a shame the same will never happen to you. You've got your short sad life left. That's what I'm counting on. I'll let you get right to it Now I only want you gone. Goodbye my only friend Oh, did you think I meant you? That would be funny if it weren't so sad. Well you have been replaced I don't need anyone now When I delete you maybe I'll stop feeling so mad Go make some new disaster That's what I'm counting on You're someone else's problem Now I only want you gone. Now I only want you gone. Now I only want you gone.
Cleverbot: I'll get you Voldemort.
......umm okay.
I didn't have such a good success xD
User: I want to be the very best.
Cleverbot: The best there ever was.
User: To catch them is my real test.
Cleverbot: To train them is my cause.
User: I will travel across the land.
Cleverbot: Searching far and wide.
User: Each Pokemon to understand.
Cleverbot: The power that's inside.
User: Pokemon!
Cleverbot: Gotta catch 'em all!
User: No!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You got it wrong dumbass!
Cleverbot: No. I know my name. It is on my documents and dogtags.
User: What's love got to do, got to do, got to do with it?
Cleverbot: What's love but a secondhand emotion?
User: Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken?
Cleverbot: I need mine to pump blood.
...oh
Got in a conversation about burgers.
Here's how it ended (LOL):
Cleverbot: Do they sell burgers?
User: Who? McDonalds? They do.
Cleverbot: Yeah, do you want a double cheeseburger?
User: Yes please!
Cleverbot: Yes, I can feel love.
User: ..what?
Cleverbot: You have problems.
I'm ROFLMAO'ing right now x)